Homer Simpson

Full Name: Homer Jay Simpson.
Height: 6 feet.
Weight: Between 239 pounds and 300 pounds.
Age/Birthdate: Could be 17-23-56, 05-12-56 or 05-10-55.
Blood Type: B positive.
Earmuff Size: XL.

Homer has had many life-long dreams. Some of them include Monorail conductor, run out on a baseball field during a game, manage a beautiful country singer, eat the world's biggest hoagie, be a blackjack dealer, appear on "The Gong Show", to own the Dallas Cowboys, to live in the woods and bowling a perfect game. He has also won several awards, including the 1st Annual Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence, Grammy for "outstanding soul, spoken word, or barbershop album of the year with the B-Sharps and a medal for "making what could have been a Chernobyl into Three Mile Island."

Homer is also full of nuggets of wisdom. Following are some of my favorite words of advice he has given.

* "Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
* "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
* "If something's hard to do then it's not worth doing."

After reading about his life and philosphies, it's easy to see why Homer Simpson continues to be a favorite character for many fans.